F4

I was judging a band competition with Esmond of WakeMeUpMusic last night. Yeah, I'm only in it for the money. I hate band competitions. But that's another story altogether.

So he was telling me that on Thursday Vanness turned up at his church for a sermon delivered by a rather famous Taiwanese pastor. He was accompanied by the main guy from the Taiwanese hip-hop act Machi (whose name I've forgotten). They caused quite a small commotion in the church, I reckon. So I shared with him what Billy and I have discussed before.

You gotta respect the F4 guys.

And it's only with regards to whom they have dated or are dating. They sure are scoring some asses. So, this is like a countdown of the hottest asses whom they have or had been tapping.

4. Barbie Hsu



Vic Zhou's ex-squeeze. Cute, at best.

3. Lin Chiling



Jerry Yan was doing her for a while. Yeah, you gotta love a chick who has nicknames for her breasts. She calls them her "咪咪" or "mimi" in English. I wonder if that's a collective noun like sheep and fish or she has separate names for the left and right one.

2. Kelly Lin



The most idiotic-looking one of them, Ken Chu gets this piece of ass?! It's an unfair world... Kelly Lin is really hot, just not famous. An ex-H.A.I.R. for this nonsensical blog.

1. Vivian Hsu



Vanness Wu used to date her or something. I will tap that for an indefinite amount of time. Fuck, yeah. I will even bring her home to see my mum. Just that Mummy cannot know that she used to do some Category 3 stuff. Other than that, we should be just peachy.